I travelled to a state called Hallucination and brought you this:
*The Beginnin'*
Do me a favor. Listen/read when/while I talk/write because I'm the Big Cheese, and you're a mere bean counter. Back to the problem on ground. Do you think I should bail out the banks?
*Flashback*
The banks refused to bankroll me when I needed help to establish my small business. Like the banks, other financial companies looked me with dismay when I asked them to float me a loan. Situation immediately turned around after I got a break, got off the ground, and gained ground when hired by an undisclosed company. I am more or less like a sleeping partner. That being written, I can proudly say I took my time to hang out my shingle as a "Bizman". My onus is easy. All I need do is put things down in black and white. Can you believe that? It feels good to say I am in the black just like that.
My company, by a long shot compared to others, has developed immensely. It was easy staying on top. Unlike many businesses, I took a calculated risk when I put my ideas online. Come to think of it, do you know any successful business owner whom hadn't taken a risk before? I guess not.
Well, I'll fill the bill for what you need to be a successful business owner. First, you have to cut corner and by so doing, your losses will be cut. Second, make sure you put your nose to the grindstone and work by the book. Finally, pay tithes and offerings, then taxes. It may seem awkward but it's among the many principles to making a go of it. Absent greed and think beyond.
Follow my motion and in the long run you would be making money hand over fist.
*The End*
